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NASCAR LOVE- Toby Lightman, NASCAR ON FOX Theme song

this is NASCAR ON FOX 2008 official theme song can you be heard ever NASCAR race on Fox.

Feb 24

Eve ♥24CE commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight,“I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded,…"

Nov 20, 2015

Eve ♥24CE commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look,…"

Sep 30, 2015

Eve ♥24CE commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"WHY I'M DIVORCED That morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone…"

Sep 19, 2015

Eve ♥24CE commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?” Grandma…"

Sep 14, 2015

Racepro commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes…"

Aug 31, 2015

Eve ♥24CE commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

Aug 2, 2015

Eve ♥24CE commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"johnny went to the zoo with his mom and saw an elephant,,,he said,,,whats that long thing hanging down,,mom said,,,thats his trunk,,,johnny said,,no further back,,,mom said that's his tail,,,johnny said,,no,,in the middle,,,mom said,,oh,…"

Jul 10, 2015

Eve ♥24CE commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"I love the jokes, guys, keep them up,,"

Jul 9, 2015

Racepro commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?" "Its…"

Jul 8, 2015

Racepro commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"Dan was in the fertilized egg business.He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.He kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny…"

Jul 8, 2015

Tombo commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"BARRACK OBAMA/"POST TURTLE" when you see a turtle balanced on a post,you know he didn't get up there himself,doesnt belong there and you wonder what kind of moron put him up there...."

Jul 8, 2015

Eve ♥24CE commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"lol, tombo,,,,"

Jun 21, 2015

Tombo commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

""happy fathers day" my lesbian neighbors stopped by and asked me what I wanted for fathers day so I said,"don't get mad for what im gonna say but you two are so hot and I just wanna…"

Jun 21, 2015

Tombo joined Racepro's group

Fun and Jokes

The Place to come and enjoy good Jokes and Funny Stories.See More

Jun 21, 2015

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Eve ♥24CE commented on Racepro's group 'Fun and Jokes'

"Mom asked Little Johnny if he had enjoyed his school's field trip."Yeah, it was great! We saw sheep, horses, goats, and fuckers."Mom said, "Uh, fine, fine. I know what sheep, horses and goats are, but what is a, er, um,…"

Jun 11, 2015