There will be a New Fantasy Racing League in 2014 that I will be running.It will be over at Fox Sports. There will be no limit to how many Teams that can be created by NASCAR NATION MEMBERS. That is…Continue
"The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight,“I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded,…"
"When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look,…"
"WHY I'M DIVORCED
That morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband
would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly have a
small present for me.
As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone…"
"A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?”
"An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes…"
"johnny went to the zoo with his mom and saw an elephant,,,he said,,,whats that long thing hanging down,,mom said,,,thats his trunk,,,johnny said,,no further back,,,mom said that's his tail,,,johnny said,,no,,in the middle,,,mom said,,oh,…"
"One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Dan was in the fertilized egg business.He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.He kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny…"
"Mom asked Little Johnny if he had enjoyed his school's field trip."Yeah, it was great! We saw sheep, horses, goats, and fuckers."Mom said, "Uh, fine, fine. I know what sheep, horses and goats are, but what is a, er, um,…"
By Cr125r a member of my site, and member here. Several people on my site are members here.
What State or Province do you live in?
Who is your favorite driver in Nascar?
What track(s) do you like?
If you could get NASCAR to make any changes, what would they be?
Less Aero, loose the Restrictor Plates for Super Speedways
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Two different weeks - two totally different kinds of races. Restrictor plate racing isn't usually my favorite but last week's Daytona 400 was an exception. It was exciting. It seemed as if the drivers were edgier, and more aggressive than usual.…Continue
I'm sorry I've neglected this blog for so long. I had some health issues going on that left me with zero energy. I watched all the races, of course, I'd almost have to be on my death bed not to do that. I did have enough energy to jump up and down…Continue
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